表示天气热的幽默句子（关于热的幽默句子）

1、有人互送礼物吗？你送我精美礼物，我送你具体地址。

Is there a gift for each other? You give me beautiful gifts, I give you my specific address.

2、我对金钱没啥概念，是真的，一万和一百万在我眼里没有分别，反正我都没有。

I have no idea about money. It’s true. There is no difference between ten thousand and one million in my eyes. Anyway, I have no difference.

3、游戏能陪我一辈子，如果你也能，那我以后就不打游戏了，打你。

Games can accompany me for a lifetime, if you can, then I will not play games, hit you.

4、做个招人喜欢的女孩子，不知道怎么做的话，可以参考下我。

Be a lovely girl, if you don’t know how to do it, you can refer to me.

5、我上号看见你和别人的暧昧记录，你说你会改，结果你把密码改了。

After I boarded your QQ, I saw you and other people’s ambiguous record, you said you would change, as a result, you changed the password.

6、准备转行做个外卖小哥，不为什么，就是想体验一下，只在你楼下等两分钟，就可以见到你的感觉。

I’m going to change my career to be a take away brother. I just want to experience this feeling. I’ll see you when I wait for two minutes downstairs.

7、我经常觉得我做错了，我不该乱发脾气，不该冷嘲热讽，不该尖酸刻薄，但是我不会道歉，而且我下次还这样。

I often feel that I have done something wrong. I should not lose my temper, be sarcastic or mean, but I will not apologize, and I will do it next time.

8、我一般生完气一会儿就又开始笑了，其实我也想酷酷的不理人，可是我憋不住。

I usually start laughing after I’m angry. In fact, I want to ignore people coolly, but I can’t hold it.

9、小时候最讨厌美女，没想到长大了，却成为小时候最讨厌的人。

When I was a child, I hated beautiful women most. I didn’t expect that when I grew up, I became the most hated person in my childhood.

10、因为没有亲亲，所以不能闭上眼睛，这就是每天熬夜的原因。

I can’t close my eyes because I haven’t got a kiss. That’s why I stay up late every day.

11、因为太爱夏天了，所以我给它留了很多肉，准备露给它看。

Because I love summer so much, I left a lot of meat for it and prepared to show it.

12、晚上的我，觉得自己了不起；早上的我，觉得自己起不了。

In the evening, I feel great; in the morning, I feel I can’t get up.

13、天气很热，想找个人冷战！